Back in 2015
I reviewed the Danish super-hero film Antboy: a truly awful Superhero movie
featuring unlikable protagonists, a growly villain, exceptionally slow pacing
and reference to much better stories I could’ve been reading instead. I said at
the time I wasn’t going to review the sequel but… I’m reviewing the sequel.
Hey, we don’t have to worry about the origin now, maybe it can be better,
right…
Tuesday, 30 January 2018
Sunday, 28 January 2018
Sequel Baiting #6 - Charlie's Angels vs Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Time for
something for little less serious. There have been hundreds of takes on the spy
genre, but none scream girl power quite like Charlie’s Angels. Based on the 80s
TV show, Charlie’s Angels followed 3 sexy spies doing missions for their
faceless man known as Charlie. I’ve not seen the show, but I’ve seen the
movies… Oh, have I seen the movies. Although the show was ultimately cancelled
due to low ratings, Charlie’s Angels has gained a bit of a cult following,
can’t imagine why *cough*boobs*cough* spawning the creation of Charlie’s Angels
in 2000 and Full Throttle in 2003. (Also a 2011 revival series and a 2019
remake *sigh*) critically and commercially, the first comes out on top, but
we’re not here to look at what other people think.
Friday, 26 January 2018
Mini Review - Deadpool
Time for a
series of mini reviews that may not make the light of day until September.
Happy September if that is the case. But let’s talk about the Merc with the
mouth, Deadpool. At time of writing, which is in November 2017, a teaser
trailer for Deadpool 2 has just released, and it’s funny as hell.
Tuesday, 23 January 2018
Sunday, 21 January 2018
Friday, 19 January 2018
Netflix Retrospective: Daredevil Season 2 Episodes 1-2 - Bang/Dogs to a gunfight
It's 2018, time to revive Netflix Retrospectives
Through 2018
I’ll be doing frequent retrospectives on Netflix shows, I’m gonna put a 1-year
cut-off date on it to make sure you have time to see it before going into this,
because it will involve spoilers as I give a rundown of the plot. Let’s start
off with the sequel to the Marvel Netflix original series, this is season 2 of
Daredevil.
Tuesday, 16 January 2018
Mini Review: Doctor Who - Twice Upon a Time
So, it’s
that time of year again, it’s been about a month since the Doctor Who special
graced our screens and my review of it was inevitable. What might surprise you
is this being a mini review and I do have a reason beyond being lazy, although
that might factor in a bit.
But this is
a very special Christmas special, not only have we got a crossover with the
first doctor, not only is it Capaldi’s regeneration story, but it’s also a
goodbye to Stephen Moffat as he bows out of Doctor Who. Does this hold up to
those very high standards? Here are my thoughts
Friday, 12 January 2018
#54 Doctor Who - Love and Monsters
So, it’s
that time of year again, time to talk about a bad episode of Doctor Who
Russel T
Davies ran the show from its revival in 2005 until 2010, where Steven Moffat
took over, until now I’ve not covered bad episodes from this era, they’re
usually more infamous than the bad Moffat ones, also Russel T Davies is the man
who got me into Doctor Who, even with one of the worst episodes of the show,
Fear Her.
But that’s not
the episode that I’m covering today, today it’s a special kind of bad. The kind
of bad I hate beyond all others that, to his credit, Mofatt never did in his
tenure. We’ve got a fan allegory! Beyond that, Love and Monsters is one of the
most hated episodes of the show. There’s also something else but we’ll get to
that in the review. Speaking of which…
Sunday, 7 January 2018
#53 Superman IV - The Quest for Peace
I do not
like Superman 3, I hope my review during the summer made that clear. I don’t
like its overly comedic tone, it’s boring villains, Gus, just generally Gus and
the complete waste of any potential in Smallville. Still, it was successful
enough to get another sequel, although the changes are much bigger this time.
Let’s start
off with the budget, a significant slash from Superman III, that’s because
allegedly Golan Globulus, the studio behind the movie, took investor’s money and
invested it in other projects. Either way, this movie had a budget of only $17m
and boy does that show, but that’s getting ahead of ourselves. Despite the low
budget, the film was a financial failure and the entire franchise was put on
the back burner until Superman Returns in the 2000s (I'll cover that one eventually, but given recent allegations against Kevin Spacey, it'll be a while).
This is
regarded as not just the worst Superman movie, but one of the worst movies ever
made, so why am I conflicted? Let’s take a closer look at hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
sorry, Superman IV: The Quest for Peace