Oh boy,
Spider-man 3, considered by most fans to be the worst of the trilogy. Great… In
case you haven’t been reading my previous reviews, here’s what I think of the
first 2: THEY BOTH SUCKED!
Hammy
dialogue, an unlikeable protagonist with an even less likeable love interest, a
shallow aunt and a range of iconic if still 1-dimensional supporting
characters. Hell, Harry Osborn is thus far the most interesting character of
the 2 movies and he’s being set up to become the THIRD SCHITZOPHRENIC VILLAIN
OF THE SERIES! Seriously, if you cut out most of the filler, the FIRST TWO
MOVIES ARE BASICALLY THE SAME PLOT! Science creates a villain, Peter Parker
struggles with his powers, his social life sucks, he flirts with Mary Jane and
she gets kidnapped a lot and the villain kills himself and has a change of
heart at the last minute. So, with that in mind, I’ve come prepared for
Spider-man 3 with plenty of alcohol… I have a feeling I will need it
