It’s the Rage4Media (formerly Rage Issues) 5
th Anniversary!!
And it’s
been a tough year, I’ve had to drop to 2 reviews a week but hey, I covered the
Blade Trilogy, I finished off my Superman reviews, having waited a year after finding out
Kevin Spacey is a scumbag, only for the news that Brian Singer is a scumbag to
overshadow it. I concluded both 4 issue tests and Sequel Baitings, but began a
retrospective on Pixar sure to last me until the end of time. I actually tried
doing a Halloween theme for October, no I haven’t seen Happy Death Day 2 and
have no plans to in the foreseeable future.
I’m slowly
rapping up my reviews of classic DC and Marvel films. I have a few to go with
DC with stuff like Constantine, Steel and Jonah Hex but I do not plan to cover
any more classic Marvel. I think all the ones I haven’t covered are the awful
low budget sh*t they produced in the 90's and the like.
I've been slowly rebranding as Rage4Media, in case Rage Issues was too off-putting.
But speaking
of DC films, that brings us to today, as we delve in to one of the worst DC
films of all time, the #Cata5trophic Catwoman
The idea of
a Catwoman movie had been toyed around with since Batman Returns, because that
film was such a masterpiece it deserved a spinoff #sarcasm. Michelle Pfeifer
was to return to the role and Tim Burton to direct, and Daniel Waters, who
wrote Batman Return’s screenplay set to write. He made the unfortunate misstep
of submitting his script right as Batman: Forever was release, and the studio
rejected it on the grounds of its tone being more akin to Batman Returns, which
of course had issues with merchandise.
The film was
in development hell for the best part of a decade, with both Pfeifer and Burton
dropping out and the story and screenplay being ultimately written by John
Brancato and Michael Ferris, straight off Terminator 3 with Theresa Rebeck, who
had never written a film before, aiding with the story and John Rogers
co-writing the screenplay, he’d only ever written stories for Box Office
disasters at this point. (He’d later go on to write Transformers)
The
directing duties for this film ultimately went to Pifof aka John-Chrisophe
Comar, directing his first English Language film, his only non-English work as a director was the
box office disaster Vidocq.
With such
talent behind the scenes, you can tell we’re in for a treat, the movie
floundered spectacularly, with an 9% rating on Rotten Tomatoes with an average
3.1/10, and an audience score of 18% with an average 2.2/5. For some
perspective, these are identical ratings to Fant4stic, the movie I reviewed 3
years ago, the average critic score for that film was 3.47/10. We’re in trouble
here, aren’t we?
Made with a
$100m budget, the film was bomb at the box office, making back only $82.1m and
received 7 Razzie nominations, of which it won 4.
So, does
this rank up with the worst of them? Let’s take a look.