Remember
Dazzler? I do. They’re the distributor who gave us Antboy, the terribly dubbed awfully
acted piece of sh*t that stands in my top 10 least favourite things I’ve done a
Rage Review on (guess the top 2, go on, it’s not that hard) anyway, I’m doing
another review of a movie from that studio… fun times…
Captain
Sabertooth is apparently a thing in Norway, with books, stage-plays, theme park
attractions and a TV series. Here we have a movie adaptation badly dubbed into
English. Yay… Because this is Dazzler media, I have to mention something about
cost, this is the most expensive Norwegian kids movie ever made.
Released in
2014 during the massive hiatus of Pirates of the Caribbean due to their various
production issues. The film gathered a mixed reception to say the least, it has
a 5.7 rating on IMDb and a 0% audience approval rating on rotten tomatoes,
although that’s based on just 5 ratings, compared to IMDb’s 406. But let’s see if
this movie delivers the swashbuckling action I’d look for in a pirate movie.
Spoilers:
No, it doesn’t.
