*sighs*
welcome to the final edition of Samuel L Jackson Month
Maybe I
should’ve reviewed The Spirit, at least Samuel L Jackson’s over the top acting
and the bonkers script would’ve made it entertaining. But I digress, Meeting
Evil
Released in
2012, this boasts a 12% rating on rotten tomatoes with an average 2.6/10 and an
audience approval rating of 31%. But that doesn’t matter, let’s just dive in
So, a man
named John Felton (Luke Wilson) is taken on a joyride from hell by a guy named
Richie (Samuel L Jackson) who proceeds to murder people for being impolite or
rude and basically he’s a ghost so Felton is initially blamed but after
escaping his family becomes a target and it’s a race to save them
You know,
Paul Dani did a run on Detective Comics comprising of mostly one-shot stories
and 2-parters. One of my favourite of those is when the Joker ends up
kidnapping Tim Drake and taking him on a joyride from hell where he kills people for various reasons. The one great thing about it, it’s short! It’s only 1 issue, a
nice little Christmas Special.
There are 2
reasons why I’m bringing this up, first it’s to avoid talking about this
exceptionally boring movie. The second… this movie is exceptionally boring and
takes a premise and stretches it to its absolute limit.
It’s worse
than bad in that it’s boring. But I suppose I should talk about our two main
leads. John Felton is a lying, cheating, loser who lost his job for cheating on
his wife with his boss’ partner and now is completely screwed to the point
where his wife, who is also having an affair, hires a hitman to kill him. I know
they deliberately leave it ambiguous whether or not that’s the truth but it
lines up with what we see in the movie so I’m going to assume it is.
And when
he finds out about this betrayal he… does nothing. Sounds perfectly in tune
with this movie.
Samuel L
Jackson is a murderous psychopath assassin – and that’s him done and that’s
really it with notable characters. I suppose there’s the no-nonsense cop, the
other no nonsense cop, the girl John was cheating with and... oh the 2 children, their role was so memorable
like… and… and then…
I'm done here, f*ck this
movie!
Rating
20/100
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