Please Note: This review was written before the announcement of Zack and Deborah Snyder stepping away from Justice League to cope with the loss of their daughter. I wish them all the best, however, I'm commenting on a product, and this product sucks!
It’s Sequel
Month!
And enough
of the mediocrity, let’s get into the pure sh*t. This is Batman v Superman –
Dawn of Depression.
Released in
March last year, this movie fell short of expectations for a movie that
combines DC’s 2 most popular characters, arguably the two most popular
characters in comics overall. If Iron Man 3 could reach a billion dollars in
the box office, what stopped this? That’s not to say it did poorly exactly, it
made over $800m but the scathing reviews, but holding only a 28% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
and the fact a lot was spent on marketing this movie to the point where this
movie only barely made a profit, and considering the enormous $250m spent on
the movie anyway.
Zack Snyder
original tease for this movie had me exceptionally worried. The Dark Knight
Returns is a good story, from a time when Frank Miller could actually write
coherent stories. But to take inspiration from this for Batman and Superman’s
first meeting struck me as odd, especially given the themes of that book.
Because I’m
a glutton for punishment, I’ll be going over the Ultimate edition of the movie,
which is around 3 hours long. This is purportedly the one with the most
complete story but I will say now, 3 hours is too long for a movie, whether it
be Titanic, Avatar or Batman v. Superman; apparently, it got an R Rating in the
US too, even though in the UK, it sits still at the equivalent of PG-13.
Lets dive in