#62 - Antboy 3 (Rage Issues 4th Anniversary)

It’s the Rage Issues 4^th Anniversary!

So, this was an interesting year. I’m pursuing my career as a tutor, I actually did rage reviews of more sh*t than last year, I let Guilty Pleasures fall by the waist-side for half a year and only done 4 over the entire year anyway. There are some coming soon, in July, so you can look forward for that. I’ve started reviewing Netflix again… which means I’ve had to rewatch Iron Fist, which has been fun…

So, it’s time to bring a franchise near and dear to my heart to a close. And by near and dear to my heart, I mean let’s finish this trilogy before I lose any more brain cells: Antboy 3.

Want a quick recap of Antboy 1 and 2. I’ll try…

Pelle, Ant bite, acidic piss, spider-man, “girls ruin everything,” superhero reference, Flea, vengeance, stupid, superhero reference, more stupid, love triangle, superhero reference, pathetic motivation, generic twins, superhero reference, flea’s house, prison visit, vengeance, superhero reference, no motivation, turnaround and superhero reference.

OK, now you’re up to speed let’s dig into this sh*t one last time. (Though seriously, if you want my views on the first 2, link and link)

#55 Antboy: Revenge of the Red Fury

Back in 2015 I reviewed the Danish super-hero film Antboy: a truly awful Superhero movie featuring unlikable protagonists, a growly villain, exceptionally slow pacing and reference to much better stories I could’ve been reading instead. I said at the time I wasn’t going to review the sequel but… I’m reviewing the sequel. Hey, we don’t have to worry about the origin now, maybe it can be better, right…

#29 - Antboy

So, we’re in December, hooray… or something. Or not, thanks to Thanksgiving ruining my schedules this is being pushed forward into November

Time to look at our next lesser known movie

  

Oh f*ck. Ah, Denmark… I know so little about you it’s a little embarrassing. But your nation did create this abomination, so I don’t think I’ll be making a tourist visit any time soon. Filmed in 2012, this film is infamous for a very expensive costume, the costume of the lead. Hell, it was so expensive, apparently Oscar Dietz, the actor who plays our lead couldn’t eat whilst wearing it… 250,000 euros spent on this costume, and good grief let’s just get on with this.