Tuesday, 5 February 2019
Mini Review - Baby Driver
Baby driver
was my favourite movie of 2017. It received critical acclaim upon release,
including several academy award nominations, and made a respectable profit on
its relatively small budget. So why is it worthy of all this, let’s dive in and
find out.
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Baby,
Baby Driver,
Bats,
Buddy,
Darling,
Debora,
Doc,
Edgar Wright,
Griff,
Joseph,
Mini review
Sunday, 3 February 2019
Netflix Retrospective - Voltron: Legendary Defender Season 4 Episodes 4-6
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Acxa,
Coran,
Dreamworks,
Ezor,
Haggar,
Hunk,
Keith,
Lance,
Matthew Holt,
Narti,
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Netflix Retrospective,
Pidge,
Prince Lotor,
Princess Allura,
Studio Mir,
Voltron,
Voltron: Legendary Defender,
Zethrid
Tuesday, 29 January 2019
Mini Review - Superman Returns
I know it’s
been a while, but we’re back to Superman.
2018 was a
year I decided not to cover 2 movies because of the unfortunate and horrific
things levied against Kevin Spacey (which continued after I finished writing this, seriously, f*ck Kevin Spacey). But there is a time to separate the art
from an artist and refusing to cover them because of one actor is insulting to
everyone else involved, so I’ll be doing mini reviews of Superman Returns and
Baby Driver over the coming weeks.
Superman
returns was intended as a sort of tribute to the Christopher Reeve Superman
era, as well as an attempt to breathe new life into the franchise after the
horrendous performance of Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. It didn’t work out
very well, it made only $390m on a $200m budget, thanks to a dismal performance
overseas.
Whilst
critics tend to like it, most praises came with a few caveats, so let’s dig into
the… 2 hours and 37 minutes!!! Holy sh*t, this is a long movie!
Friday, 25 January 2019
Netflix Retrospective: Voltron: Legendary Defender season 4 episodes 1-3
Labels:
Acxa,
Coran,
Dreamworks,
Ezor,
Haggar,
Hunk,
Keith,
Lance,
Matthew Holt,
Narti,
Netflix,
Netflix Retrospective,
Pidge,
Prince Lotor,
Princess Allura,
Studio Mir,
Voltron,
Voltron: Legendary Defender,
Zethrid
Wednesday, 23 January 2019
#69 - Blade Trinity
We had to
get here eventually, although with my track record, I expected you didn’t think
as quickly. The final movie in the Blade Trilogy did have some issues behind
the scenes, and they mostly revolve around the attitude of the star Wesley
Snipes.
There’s no
real getting around these issues. Apparently, Snipes would spend most of the
day in his trailer smoking weed and would only come onto sets for close ups,
letting his body double do anything else. He was particularly rude to most of
the cast and called for the firing of writer/director David S Goyer, after
having attacked him. Oh, and he later sued the production studio for his lack
of screen time.
David S
Goyer is his own can of worms. From the stupid sexist comment about the She
Hulk being created to have someone for the Hulk to sleep with (you are aware
they’re related right? That’s disgusting) and for of course being among the
writing team of Batman vs Superman. That
said, he’d already written Blade’s 1 and 2, and wrote some of the Nolan Batman
trilogy so it can’t be all bad... can it?
Oh no…
Yeah, this
movie did badly, making a $125m on a $65m budget, that is likely a studio loss
when you factor in theatre cuts and promotion and it was savaged by critics, with
a 25% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
So, I’m
braced and have excessive amounts of alcohol at my disposal, let’s dive into
Blade Trinity
Friday, 18 January 2019
Mini Review - Jumanji
Soon, we’ll
be looking at the movie I actually want to cover: Jumanji: Welcome to the
Jungle but for the sake of completion, we’ll look at the original first. Based
on the novel by Chris Van Allsberg, the movie was released in 1995 and was
successful at the box office, earning $262m on its $65m budget. It’s also
received some acclaim, being rated number 48 on Channel 4’s top family movies
in 2005, but it’s reception on Rotten Tomatoes is a more mixed 53% with an average
score of 5.7/10, audiences rated it a 62% with an average 3.2/5
Friday, 11 January 2019
#68 - Doctor Who - The Doctor, The Widow and the Wardrobe
It’s January
so time for a Doctor Who review, only the one this year, I’m not covering the
New Year’s special. I try and do reviews 2 months in advance and that would
completely put me off schedule, maybe next year.
Anyway, you
may remember me recovering the Wedding of River Song, spoiler alert: it sucked.
But immediately following that was another Doctor Who Christmas special,
written by the Grand Moffat himself. Can he redeem the franchise after his last
abysmal effort? You already know which review type I’m doing, so you already
know the answer to that, let’s dig in
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