Winter Soldier
Thanks
previously on Avengers segment for spoiling the big twist for any person who
isn’t a comic fan. Then again, we have a segment with Bucky and Cap that does
pretty much the same thing. It’s pretty much clips from the Meet Captain
America segment. They pass by some sort of stone robot and we cut to the Winter
Soldier at the HYDRA base in present time, where he encounters it, active.
We cut to
the new SHIELD prison, HYDRA Base where the Red Skull is being held. He
contemplates how he’s eating better than most American workers. Cap wants
details about his infiltration and his brainwashing. Red Skull makes some
remarks about the Winter Soldier that make Cap even more curious.
An alarm
goes off (because SHIELD can’t go 5 seconds without a security breach) it’s the
stone robot thing. Cap knocks it back by crashing a jet into it, but that’s
only a stumble. Fortunately Miss Marvel and Iron Man arrive to help. They
defeat the monster but activate a signal. The Red Skull escapes leaving the
message ‘the sleepers have woken’ in his cell.
Iron Man
debriefs the Avengers (See cap’s ascension to leadership has been delayed) Cap
tells Iron Man he wants to seek out the Winter Soldier and Iron Man agrees, but
says he’ll need help to find him, and only one person can be called in for
this, Nick Fury.
Cap throws
Nick’s words from an old episode back in his face, claiming the Winter Soldier
might be someone he knows (and if you’ve seen the movie or any of the obvious
foreshadowing you know who that is) Nick reveals via flashback that the Winter
Soldier was involved in the conflict that lost his eyes. He reveals a few more
details about his operations, he doesn’t seem to age
Nick manages
to find a sleeper near a known location for the Winter Soldier. We cut to the
Winter Soldier activating one of them. Nick and Cap arrive to help combat it.
Nick and Cap bring down some nearby rocks, hoping to crush the monster but the
Winter soldier is backed to the edge of a cliff only to be saved by Cap. The
sleeper then falls down the cliff (I suspect it probably survived that)
Cap
confronts the Winter Soldier. Knowing that it is Bucky Barnes
Bucky barely
knows who he is. Fury attacks but Bucky throws him off. Cap and Bucky fight,
eventually Bucky decides to stop and reveal what had happened. After the
explosion he had the arm lost replaced with a mechanical one, he was placed
under some sort of hypnosis and was put in hibernation between missions
(because they totally had cryogenic freezing technology in the f*cking 1940s)
The sleepers
were a backup plan the skull used if his mission as Del Rusk failed. He
accidentally activates a signal which brings a bunch of sleepers to Washington
DC, where co-incidentally all the other Avengers are. They combine into a giant
robot (of course they do) whilst the power rangers… wait, wrong show. Oh and
just to make it even cheesier, the robot had a red skull face
The skull
marches to the Capitol building, holding off all the Avengers whilst Cap, Fury
and the Winter Soldier fly in. Iron Man orders the others to distract it whilst
Cap and Bucky instigate their plan. They enter the machine through the eyes,
they pass through the lasers through the power of bullsh*t before encountering
the Skull himself.
It’s a trap,
the Red Skull wants to do to Cap what he did to Cap. But Bucky’s having none of
it and pulls out a wire, destroying the machine. The Red Skull makes his escape
but Cap and Bucky need to head out before the head explodes. Fortunately the
Red Skull’s parachute gets caught on the monument leading to his capture.
Cap wants
Bucky to come with him, but Bucky needs to expunge his own ghosts and escapes.
Aside from some of the goofier skull elements it’s actually a really touching
episode, credit to Brian Bloom’s voice acting as Cap
Rating 9/10
The Deadliest Man Alive
The last
time we saw the Hulk was in episode 9, it’s episode 22 now. He’s not been in
almost half the f*cking season!
So Cap and
Iron Man confront an angry General Ross to get the Hulk released. Ross warns of
consequences if the Hulk is released by they do it anyway (about damn time)
Banner is none too pleased about ‘Cap’ telling him to surrender. We hear a high
pitched noise and he transforms into the Hulk and goes on a rampage.
Iron Man
calls in the Avengers to stop the battle. Thor says this
“The Hulk
has been a valuable ally, and not one I look forward to facing in battle once
again”
Puts their
constant annoying fights in Avengers Assemble in perspective, doesn’t it?
Banner warns
the Hulk that the transformation was forced as the Hulk expresses his anger.
Cap confronts him and tries to talk him down but high pitched noise thing says
otherwise. Cap calls in the others and the fighting begins with Iron Man in his
Hulk-buster armour. Ross calls Iron Man to tell them to stand down. Cap tries
again but the nose says otherwise. The Red Hulk arrives to help? The Hulk is
knocked out. He’s also voiced by Fred Tatasciore, which is kinda odd
We get a
news report that the Hulk has been saving lives, he tells the media that he was
brainwashed by the Red Skull back in the HYDRA attacks. General Ross naturally
isn’t impressed. Cap isn’t either, despite the evidence. Iron Man puts the Red
Hulk on the Avengers’ Roster.
The Vision
and Yellowjacket are suspiciously absent. Cap tries to determine the Red Hulk’s
identity, suspecting that something’s up since the Red Hulk only showed himself
when the Hulk was on an uncontrollable rampage. He suspects that the Red Hulk
may have military training (hint hint)
We cut to
Hydro-base where a small ship with a not-SHIELD agent prepares to infiltrate.
As you can tell by the massive stinking shield on his back, it’s Cap. He loops
the cameras before breaking into Banner’s cell.
The Red Hulk
calls the Avengers showing footage of Cap breaking into Banner’s cell. (Questions, 1, how did you get this footage?
2, how did you know this was going to happen, which you clearly did, because he
literally just entered the room as you called the pair and 3, why wasn’t this
camera affected when Cap looped the security feed?)
Cap sees
that Banner is fast asleep and notices an implant on his neck, the Wasp shows
up, having decide to help. The Wasp investigates the device as it activates
transforming Banner into the Hulk. The Wasp fries the device and Cap pulls it
out. It’s from this that the Hulk releases that it wasn’t Cap who betrayed him.
The others
arrive, and the Hulks duke it out once again. Cap explains the implant to the
others, Iron Man finds that the device is based on his tech that he sold to the
military years ago. The Red Hulk tries to activate the implant but finds it
doesn’t work. The Hulks take the battle to shore, away from the others. They
realise that the Red Hulk had set them up.
It seems the
Red Hulk has completely forgotten about his public image as he picks up a boat
full of people, the Hulk manages to rescue them as the other avengers arrive.
Iron Man activates a failsafe in his ID card, trapping in some plot convenient
compound he’d cooked up and he transforms back into General Ross.
Ross is
arrested and the Hulk decides to leave for a while (because 12 episodes in a
row without him wasn’t enough apparently)
I like the
episode, but wish the Hulk had stayed given that the next episode he’s in is
the finale.
Rating 8/10
New Avengers
We start
with Kang at the Stark Tower arc reactor. He’s turned it into a time machine
and manages to eliminate the avengers from the timeline. I’ll admit: that’s an
impressive opening.
We cut back
to SHIELD’s Hydro-base, having found mass quantities of chronal energy in
Kang’s cell. Kang is confronted by Kang, Kang and girl Kang, the council of
Kangs. They’re all versions of him from other time-lines.
They claim
the Avengers are a risk to all Kangs. They release Kang and return his armour
so he can destroy the Avengers. Kang decides to disappear but Iron Man finds
him within the arc reactor leading to the scene we saw earlier. This time we
see Iron Man tell JARVIS to activate the ‘New Avengers protocols’ before
dissipating
We cut to
Spider-man swinging across New York. He’s… eating a sandwich… right. He sees
the time machine cause distortions like weird buildings, futuristic robot
spiders and ninjas which Iron Fist fights off. Luke says he’ll send the bill to
the Avengers
War Machine
is fighting off the robo-spider, not doing a great job of it but thankfully the
Thing arrives to help clobber it. The rest of the Fantastic 4 are doing a
diplomatic mission in another dimension. Spidey is running from a dinosaur
(just a day in his life really) he tries to figure out what the f*ck is going
on but it attacked by a few dinousaurs, thankfully he’s saved by Wolverine who
has just shown up.
He takes
care of the dinosaurs before getting a briefing by a hologram of Iron Man. He
gives them everything to become Avengers including access to the mansion.
JARVIS talks to Spider-man through a frequency Spidey uses to sense his tracers (I too would like to know how Iron Man knew that)
They meet up
and Spidey briefs them on Kang, he’d got the intel from JARVIS. They confront
Kang at Stark Tower. Kang is prepared for all of their attacks and knocks all
of them back except Spidey who comes up on his own. Kang’s fortress is almost
through. Spidey gives the team a motivational speech about working as a team
(it sounds better coming from Cap) Spidey fortunately has a plan but it requires
Kang away from the machine. War Machine happily obliges
The thing
does a fastball special with Wolverine and they confront him. Spidey heads down
to shut down the machine. He decides he can power down the machine by pulling
out things, relying on his spider-sense to warn him if he’s doing something
wrong. The machine begins to power down and allows Spidey to intervene with the
time alterations.
Kang goes to
confront Spidey but the real Avengers intervene, knocking Kang into the machine
where he dissipates into the time stream. Iron Man offers Spidey an Avengers
ID, Spidey wonders if he gets a discount anywhere for a forced attempt at
humour as we close out.
New Avengers
is not a bad episode, it just isn’t all that special, stemming from the fact
that Kang is not the most interesting of villains.
Rating
7.5/10
Operation: Galactic Storm
It’s for the
Kree to finally do something
A SWORD team
close in on the sun using their captured Kree ship, they detect wormhole
activity but it doesn’t appear to be active. Until it becomes active and Kree
ships arrive to defend it. They send a message but it’ll take 8 minutes to
arrive
9 minutes
later Abegail Brand relays the message to the Avengers. A Kree fighter begins
to stealthily attack Hydro-base as the Avengers question Mar-Vell about those
ship. This sector is pretty easy for them to establish a stable wormhole. When
the full wormhole opens it’ll tear the sun in half, creating the future Kang
was warning them about.
Mar-Vell
offers to help them as they desperately need to get to the sun. The Kree
stealth team attacks. Black Panther sees them first, in ultra-violet. They’ve
come to free Ronan. He gives the intel allowing the Vision and Hawkeye to see them as well (well only briefly for Hawkeye)
Knowing that
all will be lost if the Quinnjet is destroyed Yellowjacket and Abegail stay
behind allowing the others to escape as Thor provides some cover. They make it
to the sun but quickly get the attention of the Kree. Cap splits the team up.
Those that can breathe in space confront the war-ship whilst the others dock
with the Kree ship. They find the commander who reveals there to be a Kree
sentry on board.
Hank
discovers that the Kree are focused on retrieving Ronan’s weapon as Brand finds
an explosive device has been planted. By modulating the frequency to that of
the teleporter, the space team disable the ship’s force-field and capture the
ship, albeit with the commander destroying the controls. Black Panther manages
to teleport the Kree Sentry into the sun but it’s too late, the wormhole has
already begun to open.
Hank
confronts the stealth team who have liberated the weapon and prepare to present it
to Ronan, he’s interrupted as Abegail tells him she needs Hank Pym to disarm
the bomb (OK…) forcing his retreat allowing Ronan to escape.
With only
6.2 minutes left they have to destroy the ships controlling the wormhole but now
they’re on the inside. Hawkeye can make the shot if Black Panther uses the Kree
ship’s tractor beam to hold him inside the wormhole. The others decide to
accompany him, not wanting Hawkeye stuck in Kree space alone.
Hank says
there is nothing he can do to stop the explosion but he shrinks it down into
the micro-verse so it doesn’t have much of an impact. The Kree ship encounters
engine failure and cannot maintain the tractor beam on its own. T’Challa will
have to stay inside the ship to keep it active and it’s slowly falling into
the sun. Cap wants to rescue him but Iron Man warns him that if they don’t,
Kang’s future comes true.
Panther makes
the ultimate sacrifice to save the world but don’t worry, the weight of Cap’s
choice and Panther’s sacrifice will be rendered entirely pointless in the next
episode anyway. They accomplish their objective and destroy the ships, closing
the wormhole as the Kree ship is destroyed.
The other
Avengers, plus the SWORD captain find themselves in Kree space, surrounded by
an armada of warships
It’s a very
good episode, planting seeds that’ll sadly never be followed up on. The biggest
gripe I have comes really with the next part.
Rating 8/10
Live Kree or Die
The ships
all open fire on the Quinn-jet, with the ships damaged they have no option but
to land on the planet but the ship is destroyed as they enter the planet’s
atmosphere. Thor, Hawkeye, Vision and Iron Man all seem to have survived the
planet, the others landed with the other half of the jet somewhere but may
still be alive
They’re
attacked by some monster. Thanks to Mar-Vell the others have survived, the
sword commander is unconscious (so is likely unimportant to proceedings)
they’ve landed on the Kree home-world, in the secure zone and are soon attacked
by soldiers and sentries.
Team 1
attack the monster but don’t seem to be having much luck, Thor chips a few
teeth and eventually knocks them out. Thor reckons that the Kree sends their
recruits to train against the creatures and soon more arrive.
With team 2
Mar-Vell tries to get the Kree to stand down but they refuse. They put up a
fight but soon the Avengers are Captured. They find themselves at the beckon of
the supreme intelligence, who is watching the fights on various monitors.
Mar-Vell tries to get the supreme intelligence to spare them, citing they are
able to evolve, which the Kree are unable to do.
The Supreme
Intelligence agrees with Mar-Vell, citing the Avengers numerous defeats of the
Kree. They want to tap into tap into their powers and will be examined and
dissected. Team 1 are being thrashed by the monsters but are sent back by a
Kree ship piloted by the Black Panther. Way to ruin everything you did in the
last episode. You could’ve waited more than 2 seconds before bringing him back.
They fly
through some not particularly great looking CG, Thor agrees to take care of
the Kree military using massive lightning strikes. I gotta admit, it’s pretty
bad-ass. The other Avengers are being experimented on. Cap struggles and
eventually frees himself from their bonds but is quickly knocked back.
Thankfully Team 2 minus Thor have arrived to help.
Cap says if
they take down the Supreme Intelligence they could end the threat once and for
all, they power on him but he’s not going down without a fight. Thankfully the
newly named Captain Marvel is around to help. With the army dealt with Thor
creates an opening, the Vision tries to hack the systems, and succeeds in
temporarily shutting him down. Captain Marvel blasts him as he reboots,
shutting him down for good. It’s
possible he also had some involvement in creating the comic cube.
With the
Supreme Intelligence shut down for good the Kree army will crumble unless
someone becomes a new example to show them a better way. Captain Marvel is the
best option for that. Cap is nearly always at his best in this show.
They head
back to Earth ready for the season finale
I like this
episode but bringing the Black Panther back so soon was a gigantic mistake and
weakens the impact of decisions made in the previous episode.
Rating 8/10
Avengers Assemble!
I think by
the time this episode was written, everyone knew it was the last one, so time
to go out with a bang. Iron Man’s been thinking about how history will remember
them (because…) Cap smiles as it’s only the second time he’s mentioned the word
history. Suddenly some bad CGI comes over.
At Stark
Tower, Terrax arrives saying that Galactus is coming and to prepare for the
end. Iron Man attacks but is easily dealt with. The other Avengers attack but
Terrax makes quick work of them. He then begins to use Stark tower to create a
machine.
Iron Man
returns, giving reports that 3 others have arrived building similar machines and blocking the escape of any beings. A vessel arrives as
Cap explains who Galactus is thanks to their plans from the Skulls. Knowing
they need reinforcements, they call in everyone. Ant-man, Spider-man, Black
Widow, the Winter Soldier, the Fantastic 4, the Hulk, War Machine, Wolverine
and others arrive.
They split
up to defeat Galactus’ heralds and then Galactus himself Cap, Spidey, Quake,
War Machine and Iron Fist confront Terrax. Samson, Yellowjacket, Reed, Iron Man and
Miss Marvel enter the machine, back with team Cap they gain Terrax’s attention.
The Winter Soldier, Sue, Black Panther and the Hulk confront the fire herald.
Wolverine, the Thing, the Wasp and the Human torch confront the water herald
whilst Thor, Vision, Black Widow, Falcon and Power Man confront the air herald.
No sign of Scott Lang yet.
Air-walker
(the air herald) is analysed by the Vision, he isn’t alive, he’s made of energy
from Galactus. Team Iron Man find Galactus, as he should look. They analyse
Galactus and Yellowjacket tries to shrink him… And fails miserably and it
begins to attack.
Using the
combined team efforts team Cap take down their building. Looks like Ant-man’s
fighting the fire herald who is defeated as the Winter Soldier blows up his
machine. The Human torch and the Wasp manage to take down the water herald
whilst Hawkeye destroys the machine.
Thor and the
Vision take down Air walker whilst the planted bombs do their work. Galactus gets Angry and teleports from his
ship. He stands before team Cap and easily reassembles the machines which begin
to feed him. Miss Marvel heads out to fight with Yellowjacket, she actually
makes Galactus stumble.
Reed and
Iron Man theorise that the Galactus consumes anti-matter, Tony gets an idea,
send Galactus to the negative zone, a universe filled with anti-matter. Thor
arrives to help take on Galactus, striking him with lightning and smashing him
with his hammer
Iron Man,
Samson, Yellowjacket and Reed evacuate the ship, telling Cap to clear everyone
from under it as it begins to generate the wormhole. They pull Galactus through
but he tries to pull his way out. Iron Man and Thor lay on one final blast to
seal the deal, ending the threat. This is how the Avengers will be remembered.
It’s
actually a lovely sendoff to the series, it’s just a pity it doesn’t really
answer any of our lingering questions.
Rating 9/10
Season 2 of
Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes had a weaker overall arc to it, but it used
that to its advantage as much as it could, creating some great character
development along the way. Actions still had consequences that reverberated
across the episodes, even if they didn’t contribute to the ongoing plotlines.
We’ll be
taking a break from these retrospectives for a while. But when we return we’ll
do so with another of my favourite series, Young Justice.
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