Sunday, 3 March 2019
Netflix Retrospective - Dragons: Race to the Edge - Season 1 Episodes 1-3
How to Train
Your Dragon has been a great success for Dreamworks and whilst the latest film
is to bring the film trilogy to a close, there may still be life for it on
Television. Dreamworks’ Dragons began as 2 20-episode series, the first titled
Riders of Berk and the second Defenders of Berk. I would have covered these but
I don’t have copies of them and they’re not on Netflix, but the follow-up: Race
to the Edge is, so we will be covering that. Whilst there are a few story beats
that carry over between the series, there’s nothing that makes the show
difficult to follow so without further ado, let’s begin this Retrospective on
Dragons: Race to the Edge.
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Tuesday, 26 February 2019
Pixar Playlist #1 - Toy Story
Ladies and
gentlemen, whether you like it or not: The Pixar Playlist
Whatever
happens behind the scenes (and for the purposes of this review series, I’m
going to ignore that) there’s one thing you can’t deny. Pixar have become
pioneers in the animation industry. The dream of having computer generated
animated pictures seemed a long way away back when the foundation of Pixar was
being built, but today CG animation is everywhere, using computers to animate
is practically the norm and hand drawn is saved for only the rarest of Japanese
anime and some bits in Mary Poppins Returns.
Pixar’s
first film is Toy Story, released in 1995, this film was made with a relatively
small $30m budget. Disney handled marketing and distribution in return for
profits and design rights. And boy was that a lucrative deal for Disney as Toy
Story is an international phenomenon, making over 10 times its budget at the
box office spilling into billions of dollars of merchandise, theme park
attractions and sequels.
It’s well
acclaimed, with a rare 100% Rotten Tomatoes Rating, so what do I think?
Sunday, 24 February 2019
Tuesday, 19 February 2019
Guilty Pleasures #53 - Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Certain
movies take a long time to get a sequel. This can be their benefit as the old
version is less likely to be compared to it (unless it’s an absolute Classic:
I’ll get to you Marry Poppins Returns later) to the original. It also offers
the grounds for being a reboot/sequel, where you keep only the bare minimum on
common with the original.
Jumanji:
Welcome to the Jungle is a sequel/reboot to Jumanji, which we covered a few
weeks ago. Its announcement came with some backlash as sequel/reboots such as
the 2016 Ghostbusters had soured people to the idea (Ghostbusters 2016 isn't very good, but the hatred toward it can be extreme) plus the announcement came
shortly after the death of Robin Williams and people noted it might’ve been in
poor taste. But positive word of mouth clearly helped this grow roots, as it
made an impressive $960m at the box office on a $150m budget. Bear it mind, it
came out around the same time as Star Wars: The Last Jedi and the Greatest
Showman, so this is an impressive feat.
It got a
decent 76% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, but with a caveat of only a 6.2/10
average score, with an audience rating at 87% averaging 4.3/5. Let’s take a gander
and see what we’re looking at this time.
Sunday, 17 February 2019
Wednesday, 13 February 2019
Guilty Pleasures #52 - The Greatest Showman
20th
Century Fox – Just a smidge after Lunchtime
Time for the
heads to hear yet another movie pitch, millions of dollars on the line for
those who are successful. Next up we have producers Laurence Mark, Jenno Toppin
and Peter Chernin, they want $84million dollars for their movie musical: The
Greatest Showman loosely based on the life PT Barnum, who once publicly
displayed the autopsy of his slave.
WHOOAAAAAAA
Ladies and
Gents, this is the movie you’ve waited for
WHOOAAAAAAA
Historical
accuracy, it doesn’t matter anymore
WHOOAAAAAAA
The money this makes is something you can’t ignore
Not a box
office Bomb
Album Number
One
And
merchandise, we’re never done
Don’t fight
it, it’s gonna make us all lots of money
Take a
tragedy and make it into something funny
And some
dancing, pad the movie out to make it longer
Don’t bother
with a plot, it won’t make this stronger
Make the
crowd feel like they’re watching a play
For several
months in the cinema this will stay
There’s a
formula for getting hands in their wallets, do you want to know?
This is how
it’s gotta go!
Fill it with
the songs the crowd will like
Even if the
story’s kinda shite
Big box
office figures
This film
will deliver
THIS IS THE
GREATEST SHOW-MAN
Hugh Jackman
in the lead
Box Office
Guaranteed
Who cares
what we make up
It’s just entertainment
THIS IS THE
GREATEST SHOW-MAN
WHOOAAAA
Who cares if
Barnum really was a piece of sh*t
WHOOAAAA
If we mellow
him out, this movie will be a hit
Don’t fight
it, it’ll make us all lots of money
Take a
tragedy and make it into something funny
Add some
drama, don’t go too far off what they know
Listen
carefully, this is how it’s gotta go!
Fill it with
the songs the crowd will like
Even if the
story’s kinda shite
Big box
office figures
This film
will deliver
THIS IS THE
GREATEST SHOW-MAN
Hugh Jackman
in the lead
Box Office
Guaranteed
Who cares
what we make up
It’s just
entertainment
THIS IS THE
GREATEST SHOW-MAN
It’ll make you
all the cash you want
Satisfy your
corporate greed
For the next
few months or so
It’ll give
us all you’ll ever need
It’ll make
us all the cash we want
Satisfy our
corporate greed
Keep your
share price in the green
It’ll give
us all we’ll ever need
ALL THAT
WE’LL EVER NEED
Fill it with
the songs the crowd will like
Even if the
story’s kinda shite
Big box
office figures
This film
will deliver
THIS IS THE
GREATEST SHOW-MAN
Hugh Jackman
in the lead
Box Office
Guaranteed
Who cares
what we make up
It’s just
entertainment
THIS IS THE
GREATEST SHOW-MAN
Look at that
dough right in front of you
May seem
impossible, you know it’s true
Nothing can
stop us now
THIS IS THE
GREATEST SHOW-MAN
And this is
the Greatest Showman review
The Greatest
Showman was, and there’s no doubt about this, massively successful. Making
money week after week at the box office, even increasing in the US after its
opening weekend. It made $435 million by combine that with licencing deals,
album sales, merchandise, DVD’s, this thing was a helluva money spinner for Fox.
Critically,
the response has been mixed, it currently holds a 55% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
with a 5.9/10 average score, it’s a big disparity with the audience rating of
87% with an 4.4/5 average score. So, do the audience see something the critics
don’t, or is it the other way around? Well, you might be able to guess given my
parody song lyric opening, but let’s dive in anyway.
Sunday, 10 February 2019
Netflix Retrospective - ReBoot: The Guardian Code Season 1 Episodes 1-3
Today, I’m
breaking all the rules because we’re looking at ReBoot: The Guardian Code
ReBoot was a
series that ran from 1994-2001, it was… primitive, it was early days for CGI
and this was on a television budget so it doesn’t look very good by modern
standards. None the less, running for 4 seasons is commendable.
And, what
are the odds, ReBoot, got a reboot, but whilst the original was about coding in
video games, this one would expand on that and make it about the internet. And
also include Live Action segments in the vein of Power Rangers. What could
possibly go wrong?
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