Greening the Cube
We open with
Team Voltron outside making repairs to the castle, most are bit overwhelmed by
the technobabble but Pidge is intoxicated with it, they enter a field of
squishy asteroids… just go with it and have a snowball fight in space where
there’s no gravity to stop them being thrust away from any impact, sounds like
a great idea. Pidge is interested and concludes that she doesn’t think they’re
asteroids and believes one should be analysed. It’s some sort of spore but also
a programme of sorts, something they need to make sense of.
They all
come and are decontaminated, Keith looks at his knife but hides it when Coran
comes around, he asks if the Galra ever went to Earth, which Coran mocks, and
Lance interrupts for I guess it’s supposed to be comedic effect, honestly
Lance’s shtick is irritating as hell, Lance says he’s happy with the Blue Lion,
something we’ll come back to later.
Anyway,
Pidge has managed to the crack the, ahm, ‘sporse code’ It’s a distress call, a
planet called Olkarion is under attack by the Galrans, the *sigh* Olkarians are
engineers that could build giant cities and control metal with a wave of their
hand, so they’re magneto. Pidge is excited to see the city, but the signal is
coming from the forest. They head out in their lions, and they’re soon hit by
arrows that bring them down.
The leader
soon recognises the Lions as part of Voltron, I’m pretty sure she’s voiced by
Andrea Romano, a voice director who handled the DCAU and the Avatar series
(Aang and Korra) she’s also the vocal director of this show and a god in the
industry. I’m pretty sure she announced her retirement and she will be sorely
missed if I’m correct. [Edit - as it happens, she's voiced by Mindy Sterling, who among other things, was Lin Beifong in Korra]
With the
Galra having attacked the cities, many of the Olkarians fled and adapted their
skills to work with trees, creating similar cities in the forest. Shiro talks
about an attack on the Galra but it’s revealed their leader, Lubos, has been
captured, so the next objective is his rescue.
So the Galra
commander in the cities is telling the Olkarians to build a super-weapon for
him, using the torture of Lubos to keep them building. Ryner, the I guess
leader of the tree-bound Olkarians provides each of them with headsets to
communicate with the trees, despite her lack of interest in anything nature,
she is successful, whilst the others are not. But the Galra commander has
completed his weapon, he intends to leave with the top Olkari scientists, and
destroy Olkarion, and hopefully be welcomed back to Zarkon’s fleet.
So, team
Voltron and Ryner analyse the site, they might be able to get in through the
roof if they can get there undetected, it would give them full access to the
building pretty quickly. The sight of the cube alarms them, they have to hurry.
Pidge use the Green Lion and it’s cloaking to drop the others in and if you’re
thinking this is too easy, you’re right. They use a sensor to find Lubos, where
they got this sensor from without returning to the castle is anyone’s guess.
But they discover he’s living in relative comfort with his cuffed aide,
watching holovision.
When he
realises their intent, he sets off the alarm, quickly alerting the Galra
guards. Lubos believed the Galra too powerful to fight and whilst they’re
enslaved they at least live. Keith thinks fast and puts a sword to his throat,
threatening to kill him if the Galra don’t back off. Unfortunately, the weapon
is already built so they don’t really care. The Green Lion provides evac but
they launch the cube. Shiro manages to persuade the Olkari to fight anyway, and
cue stock transformation effect.
They start
blasting it but the cube absorbs their fire, and creates a version of the same
weapon to use against them. They try and slice it open but that divides it and
now they form 4 cubes, unable to flank it, they divide into Lions and try and
evade but the Green Lion is shot down. Ryner helps Pidge connect with the Lion
and comes up with a new weapon to take the cubes down. It’s a vine based
weapon, when the cubes try and replicate it, they end up entangled in vines,
destroying them.
With the
Olkari leading an assault on the ground, the Galra are forced to evacuate.
Ryner agrees to be of help to them when they come to taking on Zarkon. The
group are celebrating but soon Zarkon’s ship and a fleet of I count 40 Galra
ships are upon them.
It’s an
interesting episode, and I’m glad to see them introduce a few new species given
how few we have so far.
Rating 8/10
Eye of the Storm
We’re back
with the attack, they decide to wormhole out but they need to get some distance
else something will follow them through. Fighters are launched and team Voltron
now have drones to fight them off with, Keith and Lance are Keith and Lance in
the fight. Hunk is tired and barely able to read his monitor. Allura shows off
her fancy flying by using a moon’s gravity to gain more speed and wormhole.
Unfortunately, the teleduv that they use encounters issues and they’re force to
leave the wormhole early. Allura is exhausted from such a big battle, right…
and Coran has a sudden and plot convenient case of the slipperies, he didn’t
have it 5 minutes ago, just sayin’
Coran
reports that several of the lenses in the teleduv are cracked, he’ll have to
remove them and readjust the wormhole trajectory. It’s gonna take time so Shiro
suggests they rest, since they’re all tired anyway. Keith and Lance are about
to head down to the pool but the power is cut out. Hunk is baking ‘cookies’ and
Pidge is frustrated about not knowing the Altean language, Keith and Lance work
together, mostly but find the pool is on the ceiling because stupid. Pidge
begins a course to learn Altean, with a programme that prepares to attack every
time she does it wrong. Pidge will have perfect knowledge of Altean from this
moment on.
Just as
Shiro is persuading Allura to rest, Zarkon is upon them again, they raise the
particle barrier and activate the drones but they’re unable to wormhole. Coran
resigns to the fact he has a case of the slipperies and asks Pidge for help.
Together they manage to allow to wormhole (despite having little distance
between them and the fighters again) but it breaks the system even further and
they’re soon back out again.
They hide in
the eye on an electric storm, hoping that might stop whatever Zarkon is
tracking them with but it doesn’t work, Zarkon is quickly on top of them.
Allura believes she may be what Zarkon is tracking but if you’ve paid close
attention you’ve probably already worked out what they’re doing. They form
Voltron and the stock transition makes less sense that usual given they’re
stuck between 2 ships but whatever.
They draw
the attention of the fighters, drawing them into the storm and destroying them,
they head out, Zarkon demands they be brought closer to the Black Lion despite
Haggarth protesting that they have Allura trapped and can finish her. With her
way clear, Allura clears the storm, and provides cover fire to allow Voltron to
escape when Zarkon tries to control the Black Lion again.
They fall
back but they’re still unable to wormhole, since now several Scaultrite lenses
are destroyed. Pidge remembers that Hunk was using scaultrite whilst baking
earlier. Coran confirms they can be used for a single jump, if people physically
hold them, which puts them in serious peril. Coran puts them in position but it
doesn’t work, the scaultrite cookies aren’t reflecting the beam, so time for
Coran’s conveniently timed illness to have a use outside of comic relief. They
manage to wormhole away, making a full jump this time but Zarkon isn’t worried,
he’s still able to track them and will find them eventually.
It’s another
decent episode, even if Coran’s illness is conveniently timed
Rating 8/10
The Ark of Taujeer
We open on
presumably Taujeer, an acid planet. Because of Galra activity, their planet is
pretty much doomed, they’ve created a means of escape but commander Morvok has
destroyed one of their engines
Allura seems
convinced the Galra are tracking them through here, since the Galra only showed
up on Arus after she awoke. Keith for some reason thinks they’re tracking him,
which is really stupid. You think they’re tracking your blade? The guy from the
Blade of Marmora had one of those and managed to infiltrate a fleet undetected,
and even if it was the knife. Just ditch the knife! He gives the excuse that
Zarkon ‘imprinted on me during our fight’
I… I…,
here’s a twilight meme
Now I want
to never think of that idea ever again, Pidge suggests it’s through the Black
Lion and she’s right, of course it’s through the Black Lion you big bunch of
dumbasses. Coran says he can only do it at close range, which… it’s through the
Black Lion. Pidge has been looking through Data and believes she’s created a
Galra ‘finder’ and the nearest ones are on Taujeer, which conveniently is close by.
Keith keeps
looking at his pointy stick and has a weird dream about him and the knife, he
is about to head off in a shuttle when he spots Allura about to do the exact
same thing. This is a really dumb idea, without Keith they can’t form Voltron,
without Allura they can’t wormhole away (not that that’s an issue with the
damaged teleduv but still) so they’re sitting ducks without them. Either way
they head off together.
The others
come into contact with Taujeer, which is tearing itself apart, creating a
debris field in orbit. They soon lose contact with Allura and Keith. Basically
this planet is able to shed its layers, which has been accelerated by the
mining, but the layer underneath is boiling acid. They plan to evacuate to a
nearby moon until the process is complete. So the planet isn’t completely
doomed, that’s nice.
Time to play
the racism thing up again… This ultimately goes nowhere so why even bother at
this point. Zarkon has located Voltron again and sends the co-ordinates to
Morvok. Team Voltron use Pidge’s vines and Lance’s ice to delay the shedding,
but it won’t buy them much time. They fix the ship but just as it’s about to
take off Morvok arrives, destroying their other engine. Coran alerts Allura and
Keith to this, and they try and use the booster fuel. You remember that Coran
said it could cause the entire pod to explode, well the entire pod explodes.
Keith and Allura are flung from the ship before it explodes.
The battle
isn’t going well, Morvok aims his cannon at the Ark, forcing the Lions to
defend it and keeping them in the line of fire. Shiro manages to stop them
being able to aim the cannon briefly, as Coran comes down providing some extra
cover fire, but the others are being overwhelmed and could do with forming
Voltron. Coran tries to pilot the Lion but… nope. The Red Lion instead flies
out of the ship. Hunk’s having trouble supporting the ship, until he gets
armoured claws and new booster rockets that he can use. I guess you can call it
convenient but part of the parcel with the Lions is the bond between the Lion
and the user, and the fact that the Lion can see the needs of the user and
unveil new weapons appropriately.
Anyway, the
Lions all gather to heave the ship back up but the cannon’s back online,
thankfully Keith arrives to save them just in time. With the ship upright, cue
stock transformation sequence. With their weapon destroyed, Morvok orders the
entire ship be used to ram at as he evacuates, thankfully Voltron is able to form
a sword capable of slicing straight through the ship. They then carry the
Taljeerians to safety.
With the
idea that Keith was able to connect with his Lion long distance what we’ve
always known is confirmed, they’re tracking the group through the Black Lion.
It’s a lot
of build up for a revelation that is kinda obvious, we get some foreshadowing
of things to come and it’s always nice to see a new alien race but it’s
ultimately skippable
Rating 7/10
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