The Man who stole tomorrow
According to
Wikipedia, the episode Widow’s sting aired before this trilogy (doesn't make much sense as you might realise) but my DVD says
otherwise, so let’s take a look at this one
Kang’s ship
teleports into the present (remember him, he was in Meet Captain America, quite a while since that episode) it’s cloaked from current technology. What they seek
is (naturally, really, I mean they could be seeking anything and it’d be here)
in New York City.
Cap asks
Tony Stark what a futurist is, Tony explains but Cap says he can tell from a
newspaper that Tony’s never been in a fight and wants to train him. With Hulk
and Hawkeye eagerly watching, the fight. Naturally Cap mops the floor with him,
much to the amusement of the spectators. Iron Man says he has suits to handle
him but Cap says he can’t always rely on it
In the
Baxter Building, Giant Man, Thor and the Wasp are taking Iron Man villain
Blizzard through a portal to their prison, the Negative Zone (we also get a Fantastic 4 reference, or as Fox wants us to call them the Fant4stic) the facility is called 42 and manned by Hank’s Ultron robots
Cap and Tony
get suited up for some reason, as Cap still tells him to learn some basics.
Kang then arrives, introducing himself, before drawing a gun on Cap. Iron Man
helps shield Cap, whose shield is overwhelmed by the blast and activates the
mansion defences, naturally these don’t really hold up to Kang (it’s amazing
the shield did) Kang mops the floor with them.
Hank
explains to Thor that they’re in the negative zone, another dimension. If
there’s a mass breakout now, there still won’t be anywhere for the prisoners to
go (and I mean nothing whatsoever could possibly go wrong with this plan) They receive the call and head back to the mansion.
Iron Man
tries to scan Kang but it doesn’t work. Kang reveals he wants to save the world
by taking out Cap but the Hulk, Black Panther and Hawkeye arrive to back them
up. Kang’s shield is broken by the Hulk but he manages to escape. He prepares to finish Kang but is knocked
back by Thor.
Kang summons
his chair, then decides to take all of them into the future and show them the
reality Cap’s actions would supposedly create. A post-apocalyptic earth where
the sun has ripped in two, we also hear hints of the Kree Skrull war which is
to come in season 2, sort of.
The Hulk
attacks, then Kang reveals his plan to conquer earth and advance earth’s
technology so they can repel the invasion. Cap agrees to stand down, letting
Tony decide what to do. Naturally he decides to let the avengers attack owing
to Kang’s extreme arrogance (the fate of the world in their hands, I feel safer
already)
Kang tries
to leave but Ant-man attacks him with a swarm of cockroaches (naturally they
survived) Cap (I thought he’d stood down) tells Iron Man to try and activate
the chair whilst Kang is busy blocking everyone’s attacks. I don’t even want to
list Kang’s abilities, it seems rather extensive.
Iron Man
manages to find a way into the chair’s system, remembering a phrase Kang once
said, some of the chair’s circuits are old stark industries tech. Thor destroys
his armour but they teleport back to the ship. Kang starts the launch of the
invasion.
It’s another
good episode, you’ll hear that a lot in these reviews. Re-establishing Kang
(after the bit in the opening, and foreshadowing the coming Kree Skrull War.
But this is the only the first part of this trilogy, let’s take a look at the
invasion
Rating 8.5/10
Come the Conqueror
Kang’s ships
descend on the cities and begin deploying the troops, hundreds of them across
the state (we see a few bits from the opening titles). Kang watches from his
ship. Roll credits
SHIELD
begins to engage but they’re going down, as are several other military
installations across the planet. Fury wants to get in contact with the Avengers.
As the Avengers are saving lives across the city (the Wasp’s attacks being
largely ineffective) Iron Man and Thor come to the rescue of SHIELD where he
discovers and (brace yourself, this’ll shock you) it’s all Kang’s doing.
After Kang
gives another ego speech, the robots begin to repair themselves, so naturally
the Avengers just do the exact same thing all over again and it works this time,
they’re destroyed for realsies and everything. Hawkeye is out of
arrows and he and Cap are backed into a corner. Thankfully the wasp arrives in
a Quinnjet to come to their aid.
They
regroup, and Fury tells them that Kang has launched similar assaults across the
globe. We see a cameo of Captain Britain helping out in London and Wakandan
defences engaging Kang’s ships. Iron Man, Captain America, Black Panther and
Hank have regrouped in the tower (undoubtedly they’re not needed on the streets
right now) where Fury warns them that they don’t have much time.
The Black
Panther leaves in the other Quinjet to help his people in Wakanda (in the 4 or
5 hours it’ll take to get there, even at speed, he won’t be there in time to
help) Iron Man stays in the mission room, the only one of them that can find
Kang and put an end to this.
Hawkeye
appears to have stocked up on arrows again and they’re still very effective
against those self-repairing robots. Tony is connected to every satellite in
the world but can’t find him. Cap says they need an army to fight and the Wasp
takes him to the Ultrons.
Because
teaching robots the concept of violence is undoubtedly the best idea Hank does
so. The fight continues with the Ultrons providing much needed aid in the
fight. Wasp and Ant-man find their way on board on the big ships. Ant-man says
there must be an anchor that holds the ship in this time line, the Wasp zaps
the control console and the connection is lost.
Now armed
with that information the avengers target the big ships, freeing New York City.
After having a tantrum, Iron Man remembers that maybe he’s not on Earth and
manages to discover the ship, despite it being undetectable to current technology
(you’d figure that’d mean invisible too)
Rating 8/10
The Kang Dynasty
Fury alerts
the avengers to the fact that the base is preparing to fire. The Avengers are
now all in space suits ready to take flight for the base. They enter the Quinjet (wait, didn’t they only have 2? One was taken by Black Panther, the
other was destroyed)
Kang opens
fire on Avengers mansion. The jet takes off with the Ultrons in tow. The blast
from the ship could destroy the city, so Thor (why does he need a space suit
again?) uses his hammer to redirect the blast back to the ship, disarming the
weapons. Thor is knocked out but Hank sends the Ultrons to catch him.
Kang
launches his forces to intercept, Hawkeye is given control of the quinjet’s
weapons, and naturally he’s great shot with it. Iron Man and the Wasp clear a
path as the Hulk opens a door into the ship, so the quinjet and ultrons can
follow. Iron Man and the Wasp are cut off.
The others
exit the jet and are confronted by Kang’s elite forces, who destroy one of the
Ultrons, each with the ability to slow down or stop time. The avengers are
outmatched at first but teamwork prevails.
Iron Man and
the Wasp manage to find their way on board as Kang discovers to his annoyance
that his forces on Wakanda have fallen as well. The Wasp finds Princess Rovana
as the others discover the ship’s time drive. Naturally it’s more heavily
defended than 1 guard. Kang however calls off his guard to face them himself.
His power
set is like Mr T, Prometheus from Cry for Justice and Harvest from that stupid
story, the Culling all rolled into one. Oh but Iron Man is suddenly more
powerful than Kang, he gets Ultron to try and control the base and Kang doesn’t
actually try and stop him until he has that control. Kang then uses swords and
axes for some reason to attack and gets his ass handed to him.
Ultron
commands the ships to return to the present but the Wasp stops him, else
Princess Relana will die. Kang is locked up in 42 whilst Reed studies our
princess. Ultron looks on menacingly, as his arc beckons. But we’ll get to that
next time
Rating
8.5/10
Widow’s Sting
With all
this excitement, you could be forgiven for forgetting about Black Widow and her
betrayal to HYDRA and setting up Hawkeye. But it’s time to revisit that plot
once again.
MODOC
propose the cosmic cube, a machine that’ll grant wishes to whomsoever possess
it, but they’ll need more money. Hawkeye interrupts the deal, asking about the
Black Widow. Hawkeye begins taking out the assembled forces but they retreat
into their respective crafts.
Hawkeye is
given a warning from Fury to back away from the HYDRA plot. Iron Man voices his
opinion, he agrees that if the Avengers attack, things will get worse and
advises Hawkeye to let go of his desire for revenge.
Hawkeye
storms off and is confronted by Cap and Black Panther, who both advise him to
cool his head and not go in alone, they’re joined by Mockingbird, a SHIELD
agent sent to send them on a wild goose chase. But Hawkeye already has a lead,
a tracer he planted on the Grim Reaper. He and Mockingbird engage HYDRA forces
but are sadly overwhelmed. They are to be taken to Baron Strucker, followed
discreetly by Panther and Cap.
As they
approach HYDRA Island, the tracker Cap was using. Black Widow and Madame Hydra
both report to Strucker as the Grim Reaper arrives with his captives. Strucker
tries to finish them off but Madame Hydra saves them, for reasons we won’t
truly see until season 2.
Mockingbird
and Hawkeye are locked up in cells. The Black Widow tries to talk to him, but
he’s too distraught to listen. He quickly escapes and releases Mockingbird. MODOC
is told that the cosmic cube, initially designed as a smokescreen might
actually work. MODOC arranges another meeting with Strucker.
Hawkeye and
Mockingbird fight the HYDRA masses and are joined just in time by Cap and the
Black Panther. Strucker initiates the self-destruct sequence on the island as
the Black Widow takes her to safety. Hawkeye has a shot at Widow but instead
uses it to take down the weapon Madame Hydra had aimed at Bobbie. He takes on
Widow but she beats him. Stucker attemtps to kill him. Meanwhile Black Panther
and Cap beat the Grim Reaper bird as Mockingbird pursues Madame Hydra
Natasha
knocks out Strucker, saving Hawkeye’s life as the other avengers catch up. Nick
Fury has already picked up Mockingbird. They get a severe talking to by Fury as
Hawkeye wonders why Natasha saved him.
AIM returns
all of HYDRA’s money, claiming that the cosmic cube project was a failure, but
Strucker knows when he’s being lied too. Nick Fury discovers that Madame HYDRA
was actually a skrull.
It’s another
decent episode, making is question Black Widow’s true allegiances once again,
we’ll find the final answer later on. But next we’re back to the main plot.
Rating
8.5/10
The Casket of Ancient Winters
A bunch of
arctic explorers make their way to a cavern inside they find what looks to be
legions of asgardians (or Vikings) frozen in ice. He finds what he seeks, the
casket of ancient winters.
Hawkeye, The
Wasp and the Hulk are enjoying the sun whilst Iron Man, Thor and the Black
Panther (whose suit is now immune to radiation, where was that feature during
Gamma world) face the radioactive man. Iron Man tries to create a localised
meltdown using the arc reactor but Thor stops him, less the radiation pollute
the groundwater of earth.
He uses the
water collants to stop him instead. The Enchantress and the Electrocutioner
check up on the explorer, Malekith the accursed. He presents them the casket
and opens it, freezing them both out of the battle.
He leaves
the casket open and the ice begins to encompass the globe. Ice creatures come
out of the ground, prompting Hawkeye and The Wasp to get into costumes as the
Hulk remains frozen in the pool. Thor explains the casket of ancient winters.
When Iron
Man and Thor could not locate the casket, the Black Panther manages to find
them with ease. Cap engages the ice mosters, helped out by a fantastic 4 cameo
(well the Human torch and the thing anyway) Ant-man, Hawkeye and the Wasp are
taking on more by the mansion (Hawkeye has flare arrows now) also the Hulk gets
free.
Iron Man,
Black Panther and Thor confront Malekith, but they’re overmatched with Malekith
in control of the casket. He reveals that the ice creatures contain dark elves
and they’re being unleashed to take over the planet.
Malekith
sets his hounds on Panther and Iron Man (Thor having been frozen) and Panther
is hurt. The rest of the avengers are overmatched by the dark elves. Iron Man
fights off the wolves, he frees Thor who reveals that Iron is the weakness of
the dark elves, although vibranium appears to work as well.
Iron Man
tries to grab him, but the suit contains very little iron and so he’s fought
off. Black Panther gives wisdom about science and magic working together. Thor
is instructed to hit Iron Man with ‘everything you’ve got’ a phrase that will
have a different effect with every use.
They enact
their plan and Malekith is vanquished, the casket closed and the remaining Dark
elves dissipate. The Enchantress and Executioner are also freed however and
they take the casket and leave. Thor tries to go after them but finds himself
blocked. He cannot return to Asgard
Whilst this
barely progresses the main plot and the mcguffin item here is not used to any
meaningful degree in the finale, it’s none-the-less a well done episode. It’s
nice to see everyone get their chance to shine. Next time we see the
conclusions to the HYDRA and the Masters of evil arcs, and we see the birth of
another of the Avengers’ greatest enemies.
Rating 8/10
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