We continue our look at Doctor Who with a surprising dip in quality, I won't lie. Here are my Ravings
OK, we’re
beginning the 3-parter of the series and… Well, it was kinda interesting
Let me start
with the biggest problem I had with this episode. Why did they choose to tell
is in this episode that Missy was in the vault? It had nothing to do with the
plot. Sure, they put in some vague repetitive dialogue and explains Nardole’s
role in things but the truth is neither of these were important enough to
justify why this episode had to be the one that explained sh*t. The Vault has
nothing to do with the episode.
Also, the
workaround the Doctor’s blindness – not the taken from the future stuff but the
sonic sunglasses returning to provide analysis of the environment is a little
beyond my tolerance for stupid. If you can’t see, you can’t see, it doesn’t
matter if it’s a projected image and the sonic sunglasses weren’t specifically
designed to help a blind man see again.
OK, let’s
get to the actual plot of the episode, The Doctor gets a message from the pope,
a piece of text known as the Veritas. Anyone who reads it ends up ‘killing
themselves’ and it’s up to the Doctor and team to investigate.
Look, I know
a lot of people really liked this episode, I think it looks good, it’s got
great atmosphere, some of the jokes are funny, I guess and I still like Bill.
OK, this is
a Moffat dumb episode, people. You know, the kind that thinks it’s smart but
think about it for 2 seconds and everything falls apart. OK, so the Doctor is
in the Vatican, desperately trying to find a way to read the Veritas before
anyone else dies, there’s portals that lead into other places and some vague
generic aliens. The Doctor struggles to cope with being blind, Bill struggles
to get a moments piece and really needs answers and… and it turns out to be a
simulation by aliens intent on invading.
So the
aliens have managed to simulate Earth’s history, so my first question, how do
they know about the Doctor and more importantly, how did they know about him
being blind. Also, how come they were surprised when he said he was blind? It
takes away a lot from this episode to discover it’s a simulation, all the
tension is gone, even if there might be real consequences down the line.
Beyond that,
these aliens studied all of Earth’s history to invade Earth, why? Learning more
about us as a species is great but you’ll have to study data covering millenia,
there must be simpler ways of finding out about humans. Also, if it is a
simulation why does the Veritas, which essentially tells people that they’re
simulations, exist and why did it take so long for a move to be made?
Also,
seriously, what was the point of revealing Missy being in the vault in this
much detail, also how did the Doctor from the simulation know, the events
happened on another planet. Also, how did he have River Song’s diary?
Visually
interesting and not half as bad as some of Moffat’s other works but this
episode does have a sh*t story to it. But it’s a bump in the road, I hope, as
this trilogy of episodes continues.
Rating 4/10
Well, the
last episode was a piece of sh*t and this time Moffat’s joined by the guy who
wrote Kill the Moon and no I’m never getting over that, ever. How did they do?
Honestly,
it’s a better episode, though not a perfect one.
A pyramid
shows up out of nowhere in a ground monitored by 3 rival armies. As President
of the Planet (*sigh*) the Doctor is taken to investigate. It’s the monk aliens
they still haven’t bothered giving an actual name for. They warn the soldiers
the world is ending soon but won’t reveal how, only that they can stop it only
if they give their consent.
You see
these aliens have an interesting plan, they use their simulation to predict a
vulnerable moment in Earth’s history, land a ship to use as a distraction,
keeping military attention and keeping the eyes away from the potential danger.
Warn the soldiers about the end of the world and offer to end it but only if
they give their consent and see it as a sacrifice, because a sacrifice is made
out of love, and they want the world to love them. If it’s made for more
strategic reasons, the consent is impure and they’re dead.
As many of
the militants consider the deal, it’s up to the Doctor to find out what’s
really causing the end of the world and stop it, but will his lack of sight
prove his undoing. Yes, but we’ll get to that.
OK, let’s
start with the simulation being a load of sh*t so this plan is already flawed
but for the sake of judging this fairly, let’s overlook that extremely
contrived sh*t from the last episode. Trust me, it’s not easy.
Nardole does…
really next to nothing in this episode, again. It’s almost like he’s only here
to have a famous actor in the group, oh wait, that’s exactly why he’s here! Get
him more involved, he’s more the Doctor’s puppet and later he’s dying of the
virus, yeah, I’m sure that’s gonna last. His comic relief just isn’t all that
funny
Now Bill I
think has an interesting role here, she has to speak for the Doctor after the
aliens have killed all the generals who were acting out of strategy. The Doctor
has worked out what’s going to destroy the earth, which we’ve been clued into
thanks a side-story about the lab, someone idiotically leaving their bag in the
door to prop it open, bad eyesight, decimal points being wrong, safety
protocols being completely no-existent etc, intercut between the main story.
The Doctor
does put a stop to it, but there’s a twist and it plays to the Doctor’s
blindness. Bill makes a decision that by the look of the next episode will
alter the course of history.
It’s a good
episode, but not a perfect one, dragged down a little by the chains of the
previous episode but at least there were actual stakes in this one. Of course,
I’m taking ½ a point off because Peter Harness wrote Kill the Moon, so let’s
get to the final score
Rating 7/10
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