Felling tree with roots
We open with
Harold sleeping, he’s been watching some of the early episodes, hasn’t he? A
handprint in the glass and he’s dragged out of bed. 2 nameless members of the
hand tell him he’s showing a rebellious streak. He finds it odd that they didn’t
tell him that Danny is the Iron Fist, and they’re about to get him to cut off a
finger but Danny walks straight into them. A fight ensues, a fight that ends
with Harold murdering them. Which is the only way that could’ve ended,
otherwise the Hand would’ve discovered their team-up and Harold would be dead.
Just saying, he didn’t need to come up with the ‘he was gonna kill you’ excuse.
Danny can’t
summon the Iron Fist because of the events in the last episode. Harold explains
that Madame Gao is the person who gave him renewed life in exchange for his
service to the Hand, Danny asks about her knowing his father but Harold claims
to know nothing about it and tries to convince Danny not to play that game. Harold
then proceeds to chop off his own finger to ensure Gao doesn’t find out. Roll
credits.
Joy
confronts Ward over his behaviour, and begins to let things slip… He can’t tell
her anything and when Harold calls, she storms off. Back at the Dojo, Colleen
is stitching Danny back together, he has been bruised from the fight, they
discuss Gao until Danny gets a text from Claire, she’s secured Sabine but of
course her father is still captured at this point.
They sit and
drink and it’s absolutely thrilling, I can tell you.
Unfortunately,
this scene goes on for some time. They kiss and I’m still bored. Ward arrives
at his father’s place, still on edge after everything, he enters and sees the
two dead bodies, who Harold is beating with the hammer, knocking out their
teeth so the police can struggle to identify the bodies. This makes Ward feel
incredibly uncomfortable. He has to put one in the back seat of his car, where
he finds a bottle of the pills he’s been taking.
He takes the
bodies to the park as asked, he begins talking to the bodies before dumping
them in the lake. He finds $25 mil in his personal account. The next morning,
Danny is standing looking out the window, listening to the quiet. And it’s time
for more boring sh*t and kissing, next scene.
Danny asks
for his father’s files and that bullsh*t with the chemical plant shows up
again, also Gao shows up for some reason. This is a really stupid time for her
to show up, and to compound the stupid, Danny leaves the door open. Gao remarks
about having seen Iron Fists before, but none of the others would’ve backed
down. Danny asks about his father, she just remarks how she realised that Danny
left in dereliction of his duty. She offers him a chance, if he stop his war,
he can reap the money and the consequences of the war need not affect his friends.
She leaves via a passcode in the elevator, but Danny manages to summon his iron
fist to descend with them.
On the 13th
floor, Danny sneaks around. Ward seems to be booking a holiday, and Joy seems
to be encouraging him to take a break too. Of course Harold may not be seeing
eye-to-eye with him here. Gao gets a report that the drug is breaking sales
targets within months, and they’ll be using Rand shipping networks to ship the
drug across the Eastern Seaboard. Gao leaves and Rand confronts the woman, he
defeats her and warns her the last guy he defeated was violently murdered, so
she should run, but give him access to their device so he can find them before
they find her.
Meanwhile
Coleen is confronted by her old master Bakuto. They talk… and I’m getting bored
again. And I think you can guess where this arc is going, Bakuto works for the
Hand. Now I’ve told you that we can skip half a season’s worth of drama. Danny
returns to his office, moments before the board meeting was due to start, makes
a change. His shirt’s dirty but thankfully there’s a convenient change in the
office. All of Danny’s father’s files are gone, all that’s left is his work
pass.
Danny
completely overrules the pre-written speech and decides to use his authority to
shut down the plant that may be causing cancer, keeping all the staff on
payroll to avoid any unnecessary job losses. He gives a, I guess well-reasoned
justification, but bear in mind, government inspectors found nothing,
alternatively they were bribed by the Hand but I don’t know if that has
occurred to him yet. The board aren’t happy but Danny did something underhanded
but actually smart… I know, I’m as surprised as you. He told the press about
this, rather limiting the board’s hand, and he also owns a majority stake in the
company so f*ck all of you
Danny goes
to Harold with the tablet, containing all the info on Gao’s synthetic heroin
operation. Just want to say that it’ll be like 3 seconds before Gao realises
the tablet’s missing and moves everything! Anyway, they isolate a manufacturing
plant and Danny wants to rescue Radovan, but Harold encourages him to strike
down Gao instead.
Colleen is
telling her class that Daryl, that kid from the beginning participating in
underground fights has been given a scholarship to a university. Sadly, yes,
this is going to come back later. Danny watches from the door. The class leaves
and Danny tells Colleen about the Hand knowing about her, also that they have a
limited window to get Radovan. Ward is told his card was declined, he checks
his account and finds nothing. Poor guy can’t get a break.
Danny heads
to the hatchet men, asking them to help him fight off the Hand. And it turns
out that one of the louder board-men has ousted him, Joy and Ward from the
company… using the same logic that got Harry ousted in Amazing Spider-man 2. Unsurprisingly,
the Hand appear to be packing up, the Hatchet men storm the company, as Colleen
and Danny spring Radovan, unfortunately he’s already given up the secret of the
synthetic heroin.
He mentions
the city of Anzhou, the place Danny would’ve gone had the plane not crashed.
Radovan I think is dead, since they don’t have any use for him. Ah, the famous
Midland Circle shows up again, we’ll get to that when we do the Defenders later
on. Meanwhile Ward confronts his father. Apparently, he’s been embezzling funds
from the business, something that Harold knew about and had been hiding from
the relevant authorities. Ward’s had enough and seeing a knife, repeatedly
stabs his father to death.
He drags
Harold to the lake with the bodies from earlier. If you think they’re pulling a
cottonmouth at this point, he’ll be back in one or two episodes time.
It took a
while to get going but this did get going and when it did it was good
Rating 7/10
The Blessing of Many Fractures
We open with
Claire reading a letter from Luke. She gets a call from Danny, but a hand with
a knife slips the phone away. Danny heads up to Harold’s apartment but finds it
empty he sees a pool of blood as the elevator comes up, Colleen heads to
Claire’s house and manages to lock in her would-be attacker.
It’s Ward in
the elevator who feigns surprise at finding all the blood. Danny blames himself
for not backing down from Gao. Ward is a jerk, but it’s not all that
surprising, given he wants to overcompensate for the fact he was the murderer.
Danny leaves and Ward unpacks the bleach to clean up.
Danny’s
heading to Anzhou, believing that his father suspected something was up, and
that ultimately lead to their death. And we get this glimmer of adults
“Have you
stopped to consider this idea totally sucks”
“It doesn’t
suck, OK!”
Claire
points out that it might be a trap and Gao is using his father as bait. Colleen
says she’ll go to back him up and since this show needs to fill its quota for
Claire Temple, she decides to go too. Even though she can barely fight and
might end up being more a liability than a help. Danny has a stupid as f*ck
plan.
Meanwhile,
it’s time for our resident asshole to give them the termination agreements,
$100m each but only if both sign. Ward is seeing blood on his sleeve. And good
god, this subplot’s tedious, fortunately since Danny doesn’t have a job title,
they don’t have to offer him severance, so he can be absent from the plotline.
Ward is OK to sign and end this chapter of his life but Joy is not. Joy says
she earned her place here and isn’t willing to give it up without a fight.
Turbulence
is not fun for Danny and we get Claire getting into their private business for
absolutely no reason, so f*ck this scene, next! Now her getting invasive is
over, lets get to her being a jackass, and justification of murder and all
that. Look, I don’t like it when heroes kill people, but Jessica Jones did and
honestly, it was the right move, after an entire season where that moral was
repeatedly explored. Hearing Claire Temple preach about it through Luke Cage
and Iron Fist is annoying, not interesting. Even Colleen backs him up.
We also get
an excuse to reuse previous footage when more turbulence comes and Danny is
having a panic attack. Meanwhile Ward sees Douchebag McAsshole about having his
severance not tied to Joy's, in exchange for decreasing his fee to $30m, plus
half a million to ‘chew crow’ with the board. Douchebag McAsshole here
declines, Joy had already called to tell him they were declining the offer.
So we cut to
wherever it is they have pretending to be China, Danny and Colleen are running
surveillance on a Rand plant. Colleen says she watched her mother die too, from
illness of plot convenience. Bored of waiting, Colleen approaches a beggar
outside with Danny’s wallet and offers to pay for information.
Ward
confronts Joy who reveals she had a gambit the entire time. Jessica Jones,
she’s not mentioned by name but they mention how she’s often drunk, so it’s
her. Guess this predates Kilgrave given where she’s at after. Ok, so more
dialogue between the two and after what feels like a month of back and forth,
Ward concedes to tell her the truth, next scene.
Danny and
Colleen are ready to burn the factory now the staff are leaving and they take 3
seconds showing us a phone falling in the car… I hope this leads somewhere. The
factory contains tonnes of synthetic heroin and convenient bottles of gasoline.
Claire sees Gao approaching and sounds the horn to warn them, thankfully they
can hear her and hide, a ninja is sent out but Claire drives off. Rand sends
Colleen after Claire whilst he goes to confront Gao. Time for some action,
finally.
Colleen
fights a ninja, whilst Danny has to fight a drunk man with his own ninja skills
or something. Danny is completely over-matched, until he isn’t and begins
beating him down until Claire stops him. Ward takes Joy to his father’s
penthouse but he’s seeing blood everywhere and storms out. When Joy asks, he
begins chewing her out.
OK, so Danny
has trouble controlling his anger, I could’ve told you that in the first
episode. Gao comes in, telling her guards to kill Claire and Colleen, wanting
Danny alive. The trio prevail and, in the process, Danny sees the same poison
that was coating the guards’ weapons was also use on the pilots of his plane.
Gao looks
terrified, and I’m not convinced she’s not faking it. Danny glows up, for the
first time in the episode and punches through the wall behind her, missing her
face, they take her captive despite the fact she’s capable of moving objects
with her mind. Evidently she’s playing them.
But we’ll
get to that next time. This was a dull episode, it had its moments but Ward’s
subplot keeps intervening.
Rating
6.5/10
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